{"id":97,"date":"2004-08-31T13:35:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-31T17:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spoonybard.com\/?p=97"},"modified":"2004-08-31T13:35:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-31T17:35:00","slug":"im-really-not-that-much-of-a-geek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/2004\/08\/im-really-not-that-much-of-a-geek.html","title":{"rendered":"i’m really not that much of a geek"},"content":{"rendered":"

there’s all kinds of geeky things i’ve never done and that i’m not interested in… let’s make a list of 10 reasons why i’m really not all that geeky, shall we?<\/p>\n

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  1. i’ve never played a pencil and paper rpg… i’ve just never really wanted to, and the dice look too funny.\n
  2. i don’t collect any cards… magic, yu-gi-oh, pokemon, whatever… all those card games bore the crap out of me. i tried about 10 years ago i really did, but i just can’t get into them at all\n
  3. i’ve never watched a star wars movie. i’ve seen a clip every now and then, but i’ve never actually sat down and watched an entire star wars movie. not the old ones, not the prequels, nothing…\n
  4. i’ve never read the lord of the rings… haven’t seen those movies either come to think of it.\n
  5. i’ve never played a dreamcast.\n
  6. i’ve never watched a full episode of star trek, in any of it’s incarnations… this goes for the movies as well.\n
  7. i’ve never read a science fiction novel.\n
  8. of the 3 current generation game consoles, i only own 1, and i have under 10 games for it.\n
  9. i’ve never watched homestar runner.\n
  10. i have a hot girlfriend.<\/ol>\n

    anyway, yeah… there’s my list…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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