{"id":86,"date":"2004-08-03T21:06:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-04T01:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spoonybard.com\/?p=86"},"modified":"2004-08-03T21:06:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-04T01:06:00","slug":"when-grown-men-cry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/2004\/08\/when-grown-men-cry.html","title":{"rendered":"when grown men cry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so i had a pretty normal call today, the guy had a bad modem and he said he&#8217;d swap it tomorrow and it was all good, he wasn&#8217;t mad or anything, it was a pretty good call. anyway, he hangs up the phone but doesn&#8217;t quite hang it up right so it&#8217;s still on the hook and i suddenly hear this high pitched whining sound. now remember the guy&#8217;s voice sounds like he&#8217;s around 40. then i hear this childlike tone come from him.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;i get no intewnet tonight! it&#8217;s bwoke aww night and i&#8217;m weawwy sad. no intewnet. aww. no intewnet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>so he keeps going on like this and i&#8217;m trying not to bust out laughing. i know i should just hang up but this is too funny. i could hear his wife on the line sounding less than impressed with this childish display and eventually i think he noticed the phone was off the hook and hung it up. there was a good two minutes of the sooking and whining though. i gotta say that made my day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so i had a pretty normal call today, the guy had a bad modem and he said he&#8217;d swap it tomorrow and it was all good, he wasn&#8217;t mad or anything, it was a pretty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}