{"id":49,"date":"2004-02-12T10:26:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-12T14:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spoonybard.com\/?p=49"},"modified":"2004-02-12T10:26:00","modified_gmt":"2004-02-12T14:26:00","slug":"fat-elbows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/2004\/02\/fat-elbows.html","title":{"rendered":"fat elbows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>elbows never seem to get fat. some fat people get the skin above and below the elbows fat, but there&#8217;s this huge indent at the elbow. they&#8217;re also really ugly. like right in the centre of your arm there&#8217;s the patch of ugly rough skin.<\/p>\n<p>so today is payday and i feel like buying something. i really really really want metroid zero mission cuz it looks sweet. alternators smokescreen looks awesome as well but i&#8217;m only planning to get one thing this pay. i&#8217;ll prolly go with metroid zm for now cuz i haven&#8217;t bought a new gameboy game in a while, and this is metroid we&#8217;re talking about. now if only they would remake metroid 2 like this. that would be awesome. oh yeah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>elbows never seem to get fat. some fat people get the skin above and below the elbows fat, but there&#8217;s this huge indent at the elbow. they&#8217;re also really ugly. like right in the centre [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}