{"id":47,"date":"2004-02-09T15:32:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-09T19:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spoonybard.com\/?p=47"},"modified":"2004-02-09T15:32:00","modified_gmt":"2004-02-09T19:32:00","slug":"dont-you-dare-yank-that-wingie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/2004\/02\/dont-you-dare-yank-that-wingie.html","title":{"rendered":"don&#8217;t you dare yank that wingie!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>that is the funniest thing i have ever heard all day. hahahahhaahhahahhahhahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!! oh man i needed a good laugh like that today.<\/p>\n<p>so i&#8217;m working on a new eskimo bob game. it&#8217;s gonna be a cross between ice climber and those odd little ninjakun games on japanese pirate multicarts. at least i think it is. i&#8217;m having fun making it anyway so that&#8217;s what really matters. i have a good little engine made up for bob jumping and walking around and stuff. right now it&#8217;s called bob climber but i don&#8217;t think that&#8217;ll be the final name. it&#8217;s gonna rock the socks off bob on a table anyway. oh yeah.<\/p>\n<p>so now i&#8217;m gonna like, take out some garbage and get dressed, or maybe i should get dressed first, who knows. but i&#8217;m gonna do that and it&#8217;ll be awesome. oh yeah. don&#8217;t yank that wingie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>that is the funniest thing i have ever heard all day. hahahahhaahhahahhahhahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!! oh man i needed a good laugh like that today. so i&#8217;m working on a new eskimo bob game. it&#8217;s gonna be a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}