{"id":342,"date":"2002-06-29T00:45:15","date_gmt":"2002-06-29T03:45:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spoonybard.com\/?p=342"},"modified":"2012-08-22T00:45:37","modified_gmt":"2012-08-22T03:45:37","slug":"june-29-2002","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/2002\/06\/june-29-2002.html","title":{"rendered":"june 29, 2002"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>oh dude, i forgot my own birthday again! well, not *my* birthday, but the spoony bard&#8217;s birthday! it was a month ago today! so like, there&#8217;s a bunch of more stuff at the store in case anyone every wanted to buy it now&#8230; i mean dude, we&#8217;ve only ever sold one shirt in like a year and a half! so yeah! the spoony bard turned 5 years old a month ago&#8230; FIVE YEARS OLD! i bet it&#8217;s a record dude, i dunno how many other people&#8217;s weird little translation pages are that old&#8230; do you? huh? do you?!?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>oh dude, i forgot my own birthday again! well, not *my* birthday, but the spoony bard&#8217;s birthday! it was a month ago today! so like, there&#8217;s a bunch of more stuff at the store in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=342"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":343,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342\/revisions\/343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}