{"id":240,"date":"2000-01-08T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2000-01-08T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spoonybard.com"},"modified":"2008-05-26T09:16:20","modified_gmt":"2008-05-26T12:16:20","slug":"january-8-2000","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/2000\/01\/january-8-2000.html","title":{"rendered":"January 8, 2000"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One month from today I have my wisdom teeth removed&#8230; Yay&#8230; =P I just fixed up some tidbits and made the page generally prettier. I even put my sexy face up top to make you all see how scary I am, although you can&#8217;t see my crazy hair in it. Ah well, if it feels cramped change your resolution, because I like it and it&#8217;s staying. You shouldn&#8217;t be using 640&#215;480 anyway, it sucks and it&#8217;s old&#8230; I guess 800&#215;600 works ok, but the full other rounded edge of my magic beam only comes in at 1024&#215;768&#8230; Oh yeah, that stupid beam will show you really important updates when they come so you don&#8217;t have to wade through my babble to find out what I&#8217;m doing like you are now&#8230; Gahahahaha! I know, I suck&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One month from today I have my wisdom teeth removed&#8230; Yay&#8230; =P I just fixed up some tidbits and made the page generally prettier. I even put my sexy face up top to make you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}