{"id":161,"date":"2008-04-24T16:28:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-24T20:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spoonybard.com\/?p=161"},"modified":"2016-01-13T13:46:46","modified_gmt":"2016-01-13T16:46:46","slug":"the-most-useless-job-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/2008\/04\/the-most-useless-job-ever.html","title":{"rendered":"the most useless job ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so i looked out my window today and i saw this guy here:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/IMG_8348.JPG\"><br \/>\nyeah. no job is more pointless than holding a stop sign IN FRONT OF A STOP SIGN!!! hahhaahahahhahahhahahha! i bet he felt like a moron doing that! that or he didn&#8217;t even notice and he thought he was actually doing a public service that was saving the lives of countless children from being smashed by oncoming traffic. either way, it was worth taking a picture of, that&#8217;s for sure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so i looked out my window today and i saw this guy here: yeah. no job is more pointless than holding a stop sign IN FRONT OF A STOP SIGN!!! hahhaahahahhahahhahahha! i bet he felt [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[14],"class_list":["post-161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=161"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":585,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions\/585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}