{"id":145,"date":"2005-11-19T14:49:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-19T18:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spoonybard.com\/?p=145"},"modified":"2005-11-19T14:49:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-19T18:49:00","slug":"strange-parallels-between-the-guinan-and-mario-bros","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/2005\/11\/strange-parallels-between-the-guinan-and-mario-bros.html","title":{"rendered":"strange parallels between the guinan and mario bros"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. tomas was born in 1981. mario&#8217;s first game was released in 1981. alan was born in 1983. luigi&#8217;s first game was released in 1983.<br \/>\n2. alan, the younger brother, is also the taller brother. same goes for luigi.<br \/>\n3. tomas&#8217;s favorite colors are red and blue. mario wears red and blue. alan&#8217;s favorite color is green. luigi wears green.<\/p>\n<p>unm, that&#8217;s all i could think of for now. ooooooh&#8230; creepy parallel universe stuff!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. tomas was born in 1981. mario&#8217;s first game was released in 1981. alan was born in 1983. luigi&#8217;s first game was released in 1983. 2. alan, the younger brother, is also the taller brother. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[9,11],"class_list":["post-145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-nintendo","tag-rant"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}