{"id":132,"date":"2005-08-10T12:48:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-10T16:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spoonybard.com\/?p=132"},"modified":"2005-08-10T12:48:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-10T16:48:00","slug":"my-smell-has-not-been-made-by-the-farts-i-have-let-but-by-the-logs-i-have-pooped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/2005\/08\/my-smell-has-not-been-made-by-the-farts-i-have-let-but-by-the-logs-i-have-pooped.html","title":{"rendered":"my smell has not been made by the farts i have let but by the logs i have pooped"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i think my body has decided to stop liking corn. maybe that&#8217;s it anyway. it shoots through me pretty fast tho, and when i don&#8217;t eat it i start crapping out solid again. the other day i ate two corn on the cobs and man the next morning it was like i had something living in my gut just trying to escape, it was like a full-blown explosion in the toilet. anyway, just thought you might want to know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i think my body has decided to stop liking corn. maybe that&#8217;s it anyway. it shoots through me pretty fast tho, and when i don&#8217;t eat it i start crapping out solid again. the other [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-rant"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}