{"id":125,"date":"2005-04-17T09:32:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-17T13:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spoonybard.com\/?p=125"},"modified":"2005-04-17T09:32:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-17T13:32:00","slug":"the-sickening-redesigned-mcdonalds-characters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/2005\/04\/the-sickening-redesigned-mcdonalds-characters.html","title":{"rendered":"the sickening redesigned mcdonalds characters."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cooltoons.com\/mcdonalds\/\">i warn you, this is horrible to look at!<\/a><br \/>\nwho thought that that was a good idea? i mean really. ronald looks like he smokes crack. grimace looks like a junkie strung out on heroin. hamburglar looks like some sort of drug dealer wannabe. birdie is just disgusting, i can&#8217;t even think of how to describe birdie. the chicken mcnuggets? they&#8217;re horrible as well, and those fryguys are just stupid looking, they look like they were drawn by an idiot. the stupid dog looks like an animated turd more than a sundae and i feel bad for that tika kid for having to hang out with them. alright, i&#8217;m done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i warn you, this is horrible to look at! who thought that that was a good idea? i mean really. ronald looks like he smokes crack. grimace looks like a junkie strung out on heroin. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11],"class_list":["post-125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-rant"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}