{"id":120,"date":"2005-03-09T11:15:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-09T15:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spoonybard.com\/?p=120"},"modified":"2005-03-09T11:15:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-09T15:15:00","slug":"this-isnt-my-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/2005\/03\/this-isnt-my-day.html","title":{"rendered":"this isn&#8217;t my day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so here&#8217;s a run-down of the days events so far, and it&#8217;s not even lunch time yet&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>3:30 AM &#8211; I wake up to a loud crashing sound. It&#8217;s storming outside. My wife asks me to check it out. I go downstairs, take a quick look around everywhere, and everything looks fine. I go back to bed.\n<li>9:00 AM &#8211; Knocking on the door. I scramble to get dressed and run downstairs just to see the oil truck drive away. I call them back and they say they&#8217;ll send the guy back out. I go downstairs to the basement to get a pair of socks. Half of the basement is filled with about an inch of water. So yeah, that sucks. We start moving stuff around to make sure nothing gets ruined.\n<li>10:00 AM &#8211; Oil guy comes back and we get our oil. Work calls and apparently I was supposed to be in today. I check and it looks like I&#8217;d been going by next weeks schedule by accident, so now I have to go to work. Before going to work I run to the store and try to find a mop and they&#8217;re out, so I go to another store and they only have crappy mops but I get one anyway so I can mop stuff up when I&#8217;m off.\n<li>11:00 AM &#8211; I&#8217;m at work. It&#8217;s insanely busy because of the storm knocking down cable lines etc. So yeah, it&#8217;s shaping up to be a fun day.<\/ul>\n<p>I hope you enjoyed that, because I know I didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so here&#8217;s a run-down of the days events so far, and it&#8217;s not even lunch time yet&#8230; 3:30 AM &#8211; I wake up to a loud crashing sound. It&#8217;s storming outside. My wife asks me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}