{"id":119,"date":"2005-03-08T08:55:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-08T12:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spoonybard.com\/?p=119"},"modified":"2005-03-08T08:55:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-08T12:55:00","slug":"i-wish-there-was-just-one-day-where-people-would-do-things-the-way-i-tell-them-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/2005\/03\/i-wish-there-was-just-one-day-where-people-would-do-things-the-way-i-tell-them-to.html","title":{"rendered":"i wish there was just one day where people would do things the way i tell them to."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>when i ask you if you have a router, i do not mean your cable modem. when i tell you to unplug your router, i do not mean your cable modem. do you understand what i&#8217;m saying? for all intents and purposes, your cable modem is not a router. thank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>when i ask you if you have a router, i do not mean your cable modem. when i tell you to unplug your router, i do not mean your cable modem. do you understand what [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-rant"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}