{"id":115,"date":"2005-01-27T11:13:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-27T15:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spoonybard.com\/?p=115"},"modified":"2005-01-27T11:13:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-27T15:13:00","slug":"breaking-news-of-the-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/2005\/01\/breaking-news-of-the-year.html","title":{"rendered":"breaking news of the year!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>yesterday i bought a pair of winter boots at wal-mart for $30! stop the presses! this is an amazing thing! how could i have ever done this to myself? they&#8217;re big black rubber winter boots! oh no!<br \/>\nactually i like them, but my wife hates them. she hates them so much she wants to stab them with a knife and kill them. she&#8217;s so cute when she doesn&#8217;t like a pair of boots!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>yesterday i bought a pair of winter boots at wal-mart for $30! stop the presses! this is an amazing thing! how could i have ever done this to myself? they&#8217;re big black rubber winter boots! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}