here’s a mystery. why is it that the thing of honey you get at mcdonald’s with your chicken nuggets is half the size of the ones they make for bbq sauce and sweet & sour and crap like that? all you sweet & sour lovers are fine, you have these massive tubs of sauce to dip nuggets in, but us honey people get this stupid little thing the size of a sugar packet. are people who eat honey not as good as the rest of you? what makes it worse is that they pretend there’s enough honey in that tiny little package to use for a whole 6 pack of nuggets. i mean really, you’d be lucky to get 3 good nuggets from one of those little things. every once in a while you get a smart person who just grabs a handful of 3 or 4 packets, but usually they give you 1 for a 6 pack or 2 for a 10 pack. then you gotta bug them for more and half the time they only give you one more packet. it’s even worse for me, cuz i’m one of those freaks that dips my french fries in honey and i need a pack for that too. so really, i need at least 4 of them for a 10 pack meal. sometimes people get it but usually they don’t. and it’s even worse when you go to burger king, because they have bigger nuggets (tenders… wooooooo…) and they don’t even give you real honey! at least mcdonald’s gives you real honey! at burger king you get this lighter runnier “honey flavored sauce” crap. is there some sort of corporate honey shortage out there somewhere? why do these companies always skimp on the honey? the answer may never be known…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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