{"id":104,"date":"2004-10-06T15:02:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-06T19:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spoonybard.com\/?p=104"},"modified":"2004-10-06T15:02:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-06T19:02:00","slug":"failed-experiments-and-terrible-ideas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/2004\/10\/failed-experiments-and-terrible-ideas.html","title":{"rendered":"failed experiments and terrible ideas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so today i popped all the keys off my keyboard and rearranged them into the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mwbrooks.com\/dvorak\/\" target=\"_blank\">dvorak<\/a> layout. this lasted all of 15 minutes before i got sick of looking at my keyboard and moved them all back. i do, however, think that doing this to someone would make a great practical joke.<\/p>\n<p>in further news, yesterday i got an early birthday present from my perfect new wife and i&#8217;m really happy with it. it&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bigbadtoystore.com\/toystan.asp?Queryid=pre932\" target=\"_blank\">reissue stepper<\/a> and i&#8217;m really happy with it. my wife is better than your wife! hahahahaha!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so today i popped all the keys off my keyboard and rearranged them into the dvorak layout. this lasted all of 15 minutes before i got sick of looking at my keyboard and moved them [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11,23],"class_list":["post-104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-rant","tag-transformers"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spoonybard.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}